Baby A set two records today: one for the most nappy changes in one day (I counted 9) and one for the most nappy changes in one hour (4).
So how did the Special One* achieve this incredible feat? Well, he decided today would be the day to do the sloppiest poos possible (I’m not obsessed with poo…honest). Of course it’s not just about sloppiness, but also timing and volume.
I had barely changed his first nappy of the day when he started grunting with strain. Yep, the first nappy lasted about 2 minutes. Another change followed breakfast, and I thought that would be it – there couldn’t be that much left could there?
He’s a crafty little bugger though, and thought he would hold some back, just to torment me. Where does he keep it all? He must have a hollow leg.
* NOT copyrighted by Jose Mourinho, all you Chelsea fans, so I’m perfectly entitled to use it.
