What are you doing to yourself, boy? We try and feed you milk, but are always more interested in stuffing both fists into your mouth. Usually at the same time. And why do you offer your hand to me after it’s been in your mouth? What makes you think I want it?
And I’m sorry, but it has to be said. Your hands smell. No, actually they don’t smell. They stink. Well, what do you expect if you slobber over them like that?
Since you enjoy slurping them so much, we might have to start dipping them in milk – at least that way you’ll be drinking something…..
